Sunday 11 March 2012

Review: Babes n Horny Angela

She says:

Angela was our first ever dildo from Babes n HornyBabes n Horny, for those who don't know, are a UK based manufacturer of silicone sex toys.  Pretty much everything is made to order, with an absolutely huge range of over 50 models, in over 40 different colours and patterns. These range from roughly the size of a finger to the size of a fist. We ordered Angela in the 'Babes Blue' from the Babes Value Range - meaning we got a top class dildo for a much lower price. As BnH put it, "this is still a handmade dildo, but by utilizing the principle of the model T-Ford (any colour as long as it's BLUE) and streamlining the means of production with basic moulds, we can offer lower prices and a faster service".

All of the BnH toys are handmade in their very own London studio (so you can feel safe in the fact that they're ethically made), to a very high standard, from 100% silicone. This means that they're all fully sterilisable, hypoallergenic, non-toxic and wonderfully safe to use.


The customer service we have received from BnH has been excellent, they've even rang us up a couple of times to check if we were OK having a different colour in certain items if they haven't got them made up, or if we'd rather wait. This one arrived promptly and in secure and discrete packaging.

Dimensions
Angela is one of the largest dildos we own, grouped into the "extra large" category on their website. She has a chunky stature with a wide girth of 16.3 cm circumference. Personally, I can only use her after warming up with something a bit more forgiving first - and of course with copious amounts of water based lube.

Although the curves along her shaft appear subtle at first glance - they certainly don't feel subtle once she's in use! In fact, it's the gentle 'popping' and rhythmic stretching that you get from this shape that is my absolute favourite thing about her. She is an exquisitely designed beauty and whoever came up with her tremendously satisfying contours is a pure genius.

Although she feels amazing when in use, I do have to warn those of you who aren't total size queens (myself included a lot of the time) of the risks! I've certainly had days when I've got carried away and fucked myself a bit too vigorously with her and ended up damaging myself a little, to the point where I feel bruised, sore and unable to take any penetration for a couple of days (except maybe with a glass dildo, or a sneaky little finger!). But this is my own silly fault, you just have to be aware of your limits when it comes to large toys. Though saying that there is something extremely satisfying about feeling a bit used and abused down there - don't you think? So I can't complain too much!

As for anal play, I can't comment (WAY too advanced for me!). Although I can say that Alex certainly seems to enjoy it when I strap it on and fuck him with it.

Overall an excellent, high quality purchase, from an excellent UK supplier. An fantastic toy if you're in need of a good filling up!

He Says:

Hmmm... Angela. With all due respect to all the Angies out there, not exactly the sexiest name to me. Reminds me of an elderly relative of some sort. I am not sure in general about anthropomorphising sex toys (and if you did, wouldn't most dildos be boys?). Though I do acknowledge that you have to call your product something, and there are only so many variants on penetrator or thruster or something similarly descriptive (and gross).


We went for one of the limited range of "off the peg" (perfect for me!) models in pale blue. It was cheaper, but it also happens to be a colour that we both quite like. There is also the reduced price option of going for a random colour if this is unimportant to you.

This dildo is large. Something about the unthreatening colour and elegant form distracts you from its true dimensions. Until you have it in your hands that is. Weighing in at a hefty half a kilo, with a maximum circumference of a distinctly girthy 16.3 cm, this is definitely for those seeking a filling sensation. This is further enhanced by the fact that this diameter only reduces slightly towards the head of the dildo. Because of the progression to a near maximum diameter so quickly, I find it best to warm my asshole up with something else before using this toy. However, due to the exceptional smoothness of Angela (oh no, look what she's made me do!) it is actually very comfortable in use. Although the bumps along the shaft look very subtle, when you are being stretched to such an extent they are obvious, without being too brutal.

The other thing I like about this dildo is that, because of the curve of the shaft and the support from the thick base, it maintains a beautiful erect profile in a strap-on harness. (What I always refer to in my head for some strange reason as the "angle of attack", a phrase which originates from how airplanes generate lift by pointing the leading edge of their wings upwards. But I digress).

Coming back to the main point, this dildo is fantastic. Often people confuse the concepts of cost and value. For the money you spend on this, you get this serious hunk of silicone, capable of hitting all the right spots. I can see no good reason why she won't last a lifetime.


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2 comments:

  1. hi thanks for review. is there a bit off give i.e. squidgyness to angela?

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  2. I would like to thank you for the efforts you have made in writing this article, and i am hoping the same work from you in the future as well. Thanks for sharing us this article!

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